A frantic Downing Street researcher was presented with a series of critical questions last night as he conducted in depth research among all the intelligence resources available to him.
"Would you like to buy Reasons for Bombing Syria," asked an Algorithm as the researcher anxiously loitered at the Google Search bar.
"Other people who bought this bought Dossier on Weapons of Mass Destruction," advised Amazon. "Read the review by Alistair Campbell."
Further support was offered by Microsoft Word's animated Paper Clip. "It looks like you may be writing a dodgy dossier. Do you want any help?"