A study into the Martian surface revealed some shocking truth's about the people of the planet- their choice of confectionery seems to be a strange parallel to that of ours on Earth. However, research has shown that the Martian people have a preference for a chocolate bar known as an "Earth bar."
"These 'Earth Bars', as I believe they are called, are a very simple set up," said Proffesor Frederick Greyson, of NASA's confectionary department, "They are basically just nougat, caramel and chocolate. But, the way they named it after another planet is very clever. It makes it appeal to other's. Those Martians aint half clever."
There is currently an investigation into copyright issues- the producers of Galaxy bars are complaining that they had the space themed chocolate bar idea first.
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