President Obama and Prime Minister Cameron made a joint statement today on the situation in Syria.
'When we begin to bomb Syria - ' began Mr Obama
'Er - I think you mean if,' said Mr Cameron quietly.
'Yeah right. Anyway, when we do it, we promise that none of our bombs and missiles will kill any innocent civilians.'
'That's right. Mr Obama has promised me that all American bombs and missiles will have a special device installed which will only target the baddies, and will completely avoid innocent people.'
'Yeah, Cam. So the American and English people - '
'Er - British people...'
'Whatever. They can be certain that if anyone is killed in Syria, they must be baddies. Or children who would grow up to be baddies.'