Expert bunny rabbit breeder Tom Hare insisted one of his most prized examples ‘Princess Di’ was still alive today, amidst gossip in ‘Pedigree Rabbit’ magazine she had met her death by being accidentally run over by a French drunk driver by standing in the middle of the road after being told she was of no further breeding use.
“That rabbit is not ‘Princess Di’” said Mr Hare “I am sure she is still alive and living in a wonderful place.”
The rabbit world was alive with gossip today and went into owl twitter meltdown, amidst speculation Princess Di was poached and put in the pot to feed poor people.
Pretending to eat a crisp, Gary Lineker said: “I thought I was the only poacher in the the family, but this research is a totally different kettle of fish.”
“I now realise how boring I actually am.” he continued “still, got more money than you.” Back of the net.