In a bid to cut the number of unemployed in Britain the Cameron/Clegg gestalt entity have reclassified large swathes of the jobless as "people of leisure". The reclassifications come after new figures showed that unemployment in Britain has risen again.
In Prime Ministers queston time Cameron revealed "We will be taking those people that genuinely don't want to work and would rather be propping up a bar wearing their best mismatched shell suit and telling them that they can still claim but they can't apply for any jobs. This move will also see a boost to the economy as the Leisure-ites will no longer have to leave the bookies or social club once a week to sign-on and so can spend more time frittering away a giro".
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Government Rebrands Unemployed as "People Of Leisure"
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