Gerard Depardieu threw a barbeque at his new home in Nechin, Belgium, earlier today injuring five people in the process. Depardieu arrived at the property and was incensed to find an old rusty barbeque had been left on the balcony.
With a cry of "Nom de Dieu!" the raving French actor hurled the redundant apparatus over the side and took out a group of three nuns on the way to Mass, a mime artist who was lost and a passing tramp.
The unrepentant Russian citizen then proceeded to urinate all over the victims as they lay in the street shouting "How do you like them l'oignons?".
Later Depardieu was taken away to be grilled by Federal Police. When they tried to take statements from the casualties the Holy Trinity of nuns were too traumitised to speak. The tramp however admitted it was the first shower he'd had for a long time so didn't want to press charges. The mime artist said nothing.