More to follow?
Jesus H Gains first Disciple
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Are you one of my mystery Twitter followers? I have 13 now. One for each month I've been on it.
On a serious note, if anybody would like to follow me on Twitter, I would appreciate the help. Not in an ego-boosting way, but because Polish Luke (work colleague) and I have a wager on who can garner the most followers by next Wednesday.
He's not very popular in real life, so I was expecting some easy cash, but for some suspicious reason he managed to get a follower within three minutes of signing up. He doesn't know this person, so he claims, but it's all a bit too convenient for my liking. Shifty Lukasz.
I have looked into "buying followers" from India, just to beat Polish, and the prices are acceptable (tenner for 500), but I've decided to do it properly.
So, if anybody would like to help just let me know.
JH: if you're going to do that, you may as well form a religion.
(Actually, if it's only a tenner-per-500 followers, I think I'll form religion.)
Already tried that a couple of thousand years ago, Titus. Look at all the mess it caused. Not starting all that again.
If that's a serious note then I'd hate to see you being frivolous. And no wonder you pull less followers than an uncommonly unpopular Pole. Just look at your presentation. Hippies were old hat by the 1970s. Even Melanie Safka had her hair highlighted after that.
Moan, moan, Mr McMoan.....Arthur, sort it out lad! Jesus doesn't do highlights. Stop trying to be a smart arse and just follow me on Twitter. Got a bluey riding on this.
And just wait until I tell Lukasz you called him an "uncommonly unpopular Pole"
No- I'm not a follower of anyone on Twitter- I just wanted a suitable name for the "more to follow?" line
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