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Farmer accused of stealing straw released on bale

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Started 11 months ago by John Wiltshire
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John Wiltshire

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Posted 11 months ago #
writinginbsl

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nice

he may have been wheaten whilst in custody-denied stalking charge

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John Wiltshire

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Hay - that's so corny!

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Titus

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A combined score which barley amounts to 4.5 stars unfortunately.

Posted 11 months ago #
Robopop

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You lot have obviously had your Weetabix this morning.

Posted 11 months ago #
John Wiltshire

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Someone's going to come a cropper... Still, let's make a combined effort, and we could all be on X Tractor!

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writinginbsl

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I am afraid im looking at his rather ryely

Posted 11 months ago #
nickb

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cereal offender, possibly. I want to do "Chinese farmer looks for noodle in a haystack" but it doesn't work

Posted 11 months ago #
camz

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Happy as a pig in...stars.

Posted 11 months ago #
Ian Collier

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*wonders who will throw the final straw at this*

I'll get me coat.

Posted 11 months ago #
sillybugger

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Actually I think the noodle in a haystack is rather good have some virtual stars for that nickB

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FOAD

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So are you guys all part of the beet generation? Do you like J. J. Kale? And are my shares going to rocket anytime soon?

Posted 11 months ago #
Squudge

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you are all clutching at straws

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AReader

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Making hay jokes while the sun shines?

Posted 11 months ago #
John Wiltshire

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If you don't give I starrs you can get orf my land!

Posted 11 months ago #
Arthur

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The evidence was planted.

Posted 11 months ago #
godly1966

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Did your scarecrow win a Nobel prize, for being outstanding in it's field.

Posted 11 months ago #
Squudge

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is this a ticker yet? I am to lazy to check.

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Titus

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[Crows fail to be deterred by inappropriate apostrophe but pedant's anorak certainly scares them.]

Posted 11 months ago #
John Wiltshire

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(And the missing 'o' in 'too'. This is for all of us pedants: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/people-who-highlight-minor-grammar-points-are-amazing-2013082378916)

Posted 11 months ago #
Titus

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"And the missing 'o' in 'too'."

Indeed.

This is supposed to be a writers' forum, or at least one for aspiring writers. It is therefore not unreasonable to expect a degree of basic literacy. Typos accepted (see what I did there? Yay - paronomasia! And apostrophe! [no, not the ' kind]And litotes. Get in!)

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