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Farmer accused of stealing straw released on bale


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  • Started 4 years ago by John Wiltshire
  • Latest reply from Titus
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  1. John Wiltshire

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    .

    Posted 4 years ago #
  2. writinginbsl

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    nice

    he may have been wheaten whilst in custody-denied stalking charge

    Posted 4 years ago #
  3. John Wiltshire

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    Hay - that's so corny!

    Posted 4 years ago #
  4. Titus

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    A combined score which barley amounts to 4.5 stars unfortunately.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  5. Robopop

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    You lot have obviously had your Weetabix this morning.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  6. John Wiltshire

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    Someone's going to come a cropper... Still, let's make a combined effort, and we could all be on X Tractor!

    Posted 4 years ago #
  7. writinginbsl

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    I am afraid im looking at his rather ryely

    Posted 4 years ago #
  8. nickb

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    cereal offender, possibly. I want to do "Chinese farmer looks for noodle in a haystack" but it doesn't work

    Posted 4 years ago #
  9. camz

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    Happy as a pig in...stars.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  10. Ian Collier

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    *wonders who will throw the final straw at this*

    I'll get me coat.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  11. sillybugger

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    Actually I think the noodle in a haystack is rather good have some virtual stars for that nickB

    Posted 4 years ago #
  12. FOAD

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    So are you guys all part of the beet generation? Do you like J. J. Kale? And are my shares going to rocket anytime soon?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  13. Squudge

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    you are all clutching at straws

    Posted 4 years ago #
  14. AReader

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    Making hay jokes while the sun shines?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  15. John Wiltshire

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    If you don't give I starrs you can get orf my land!

    Posted 4 years ago #
  16. Arthur

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    The evidence was planted.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  17. godly1966

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    Did your scarecrow win a Nobel prize, for being outstanding in it's field.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  18. Squudge

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    is this a ticker yet? I am to lazy to check.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  19. Titus

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    [Crows fail to be deterred by inappropriate apostrophe but pedant's anorak certainly scares them.]

    Posted 4 years ago #
  20. John Wiltshire

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    (And the missing 'o' in 'too'. This is for all of us pedants: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/people-who-highlight-minor-grammar-points-are-amazing-2013082378916)

    Posted 4 years ago #
  21. Titus

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    "And the missing 'o' in 'too'."

    Indeed.

    This is supposed to be a writers' forum, or at least one for aspiring writers. It is therefore not unreasonable to expect a degree of basic literacy. Typos accepted (see what I did there? Yay - paronomasia! And apostrophe! [no, not the ' kind]And litotes. Get in!)

    Posted 4 years ago #

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