"Gibraltar to be twinned with Ceuta" is most certainly mine;
Whereas "Most faithful reconstruction yet" of Diana crash leaves three dead" is Sydalg's not Bobjonelson's;
"One Direction tourbus defeated by Swindon roundabout" belongs to Squudge not deskpilot3; and,
"Cameron admits back problems – ‘So he has a spine then?’ says everyone." doesn't appear to belong to anyone.