After consulting carefully with my cats, wife and son, a dead mouse and a talkative carrot, the results of this weeks neato are:
As usual, Arthur wins the Arthur award for being Arthur.
In third place, Scronnyglonkle, with:
Computer historians find the original granny not logic gate
In second place, nickb and arthur's joint effort:
Granny's drawers eased by candle rubbing.
This week's winner is Foad for his:
Retired English cricketer lambasts Australia's poor batting performance.
Congratulations and over to FOAD for the next one.