This should make the real headlines sillier than ours for a couple of weeks
cat found among pigeons
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Cat found among pigeons was let out of bag containing spilt beans and can of worms
Claims that claims of a plot to claim that Princess Diana claimed that she was in danger of claims that she was about to be murdered are denied by fresh claims that she wasn't, according to claims made today by the Daily Express.
"These claims about claims about claims regarding allegations of spying to see whether claims that a possible plot to claim Diana was murdered have got to be taken seriously," according to the Daily Express.
"We will shortly mark the anniversary of her probable murder by an unnamed royal or military uniformed person. This, don't forget was after an incredibly erotic sex scandal featuring wealthy exotic doctors from hot countries abroad, who were allowed, professionally, to look at posh ladies with most of their clothes off. The time is right to publish pictures entitled: "Diana, what would she look like today if she was still alive because the Daily Express had brought the alleged murder-plotters to justice? Especially, what would she look like wearing a revealing bikini? See pages 14-17 for our special picture feature."
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