So do I, how many people have to sign a petition before there is a commons debate on bringing her back.
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Well I'm going down the pub.
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I'm now down the pub. Take off Frriday and Saturday evenings from the austerity of dry January and it may just suceeed. Only like the Christs taking off Sunday's during Lent, after all I do worship the vine.
Posted 4 years ago # -
Trying to keep a lid on it this year. I was tying to stick to the recommended number of units per week. I thought it was 21, but they put it down to 14 a few years ago.
I have an app on my phone which you input your drinks into, and it goes red if you go over.
I've had 164 units so far this year, which means I'm drinking my late March beers already.
My brother [the one who lives in Australia] has given up alcohol completely for 2020.
I think drinking in moderation is probably harder than giving it up completely. Moderation is a grey area, and two beers is like half a wank, if you'll excuse my French.Posted 1 month ago # -
It's like quitting cigarettes but taking up cigars
Cutting down is FAR harder than cutting out.
That's another thing about having a wank quota
You either enjoy a wank or you don'tIt would help if someone set up a self help programme...maybe call it Wank Watchers
You could meet up on a Wednesday afternoon at your local community centre and help each other cut down on the wanking.
Every now and then you could have a 'reward day' where you get to have as many wanks as you want.
Keep a diary...an OnawatchPosted 1 month ago # -
I've had 164 units so far this year, which means I'm drinking my late March beers already.
Are you sure you've worked that out correctly? I make (24+31) x 14 = 770.If anything you need to up the pace, you shandypants.
14 units per week, not per day, fletcher. Unless that day is Friday, when sticking to 14 units is pretty limiting.
Posted 1 month ago # -
14 units per week, not per day, fletcher.
Haha good one MD. 14 units per week. I'm all for achievable targets but that is way too low. I once told my Doctor that I enjoyed a bottle of wine on a Saturday. He said "That's fine as long as you're sharing?" I actually laughed as I thought that was genuinely witty.
I like the sound of Gero's Wednesday Wank Club though. Do we bring some jazz mags?
Posted 1 month ago #
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