So do I, how many people have to sign a petition before there is a commons debate on bringing her back.
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Well I'm going down the pub.
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Posted 5 years ago #
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We're not allowed to, it's devolved Scottish question.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Are you back from the pub yet?
Posted 5 years ago # -
Back home now...got back Thursday night actually...
Posted 5 years ago # -
Was it the new Government alcohol guidelines that did it?
Posted 5 years ago # -
If you're going for another 2 years any time, let us know. I'm not too busy in 2019-21 as things stand.
Posted 5 years ago # -
I'm now down the pub. Take off Frriday and Saturday evenings from the austerity of dry January and it may just suceeed. Only like the Christs taking off Sunday's during Lent, after all I do worship the vine.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Has your pub been turned into a Bongo-Bingo Bar yet Golgo?
Posted 4 years ago # -
I've found a bongo-bingo free pub near Liverpool Street Station.
Give us a shout if you're in that beck of the woods on a weekday evening.Posted 3 years ago # -
Welcome back Golgo.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Just back from the pub.
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Trying to keep a lid on it this year. I was tying to stick to the recommended number of units per week. I thought it was 21, but they put it down to 14 a few years ago.
I have an app on my phone which you input your drinks into, and it goes red if you go over.
I've had 164 units so far this year, which means I'm drinking my late March beers already.
My brother [the one who lives in Australia] has given up alcohol completely for 2020.
I think drinking in moderation is probably harder than giving it up completely. Moderation is a grey area, and two beers is like half a wank, if you'll excuse my French.Posted 1 year ago # -
Which pub? I've been sitting waiting for you in my local for nine years now.
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You know when you have too much to drink and words get a bit blurry? I just did a bit of a double take on the word 'waiting' above!
Posted 1 year ago # -
sometimes we just see what we want to see...
Posted 1 year ago # -
I find once you've started a wank you might as well finish it off.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Well that’s my point.
That’s why “Moderate drinking” is such a challenge.“Dry January” is probably easier than a moist one.
“Stoptober” is not as difficult as “Lesstember”...and so on...
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I find once you've started a wank you might as well finish it off.
I suspect most people would come to the same conclusion.
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“Dry January” is probably easier than a moist one.
“Stoptober” is not as difficult as “Lesstember”...and so on...
Wot, like
"March to the Pub"
"May-be have a pint" Or two. Or three?Posted 1 year ago # -
Ok then one More-gust
Posted 1 year ago # -
Go on to the shorts with Optic-ober?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Dexys Midnight July
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Slurptember
Posted 1 year ago # -
I've had 164 units so far this year, which means I'm drinking my late March beers already.
Are you sure you've worked that out correctly? I make (24+31) x 14 = 770.
If anything you need to up the pace, you shandypants.
Posted 1 year ago # -
It's like quitting cigarettes but taking up cigars
Cutting down is FAR harder than cutting out.
That's another thing about having a wank quota
You either enjoy a wank or you don'tIt would help if someone set up a self help programme...maybe call it Wank Watchers
You could meet up on a Wednesday afternoon at your local community centre and help each other cut down on the wanking.
Every now and then you could have a 'reward day' where you get to have as many wanks as you want.
Keep a diary...an OnawatchPosted 1 year ago # -
You could even have a TV programme about it, hosted by Piers Morgan, obvs
Posted 1 year ago # -
Maybe you could feel less guilty about masturbating by trying to ensure you didn't actually enjoy it. I'm sure readers will suggest various people you could fantasise about, in order to guarantee that. As an alternative to Ann Widdecombe obvs.
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I've had 164 units so far this year, which means I'm drinking my late March beers already.
Are you sure you've worked that out correctly? I make (24+31) x 14 = 770.If anything you need to up the pace, you shandypants.
14 units per week, not per day, fletcher. Unless that day is Friday, when sticking to 14 units is pretty limiting.
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14 units per week, not per day, fletcher.
Haha good one MD. 14 units per week. I'm all for achievable targets but that is way too low. I once told my Doctor that I enjoyed a bottle of wine on a Saturday. He said "That's fine as long as you're sharing?" I actually laughed as I thought that was genuinely witty.
I like the sound of Gero's Wednesday Wank Club though. Do we bring some jazz mags?
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Per week? Oh fuck
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