God to announce long-awaited Commandments 11-20 exclusively on Twitter
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ten more, I presume. I'm hoping they are all internet related.
The bundle of the first ten will soon be free, or at a serious discount, now that the sequel is coming out.
I would be interested to see them listed, perhaps in the Chat Room?
Just so long as no-one took them seriously of course.
11. Thou shalt not hog the middle lane of the motorway, lest thy fellow travellers doth become vexed and vow to smite thee down.
12. Thou shalt not mock teens online, even if they are slow of wit, ginger or otherwise repugnant.
Thou shall report trolls via the appropriate reporting tool and not respond directly.
Thou shall answer yes when asked if you want to enable the porn filter.
Thou shalt turn off your mobile phone or set it to silent in cinemas and the theatre.
Thou shalt clean up after thy pets when walking them.
Ok.. here's a stab at the Commandments 11-20 as God would announce on twitter:
11 - Thou shalt not mock teens online, even if they are slow of wit, ginger or otherwise repugnant.
12 - Thou shall report trolls via the appropriate reporting tool and not respond directly.
13 - Thou shall keep thy ISP's adult content filter enabled.
14 - Thou shall update thy Java and Flash plugins regularly.
15 - Thou shall keep thy keyboard clean from crumbs and fluff.
16 - Thou shall scan regularly for malware.
17 - Thou shall like My page on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove
18 - Thou shalt not send thy unclothed digital image to strangers.
19 - Thou shalt not torrent.
20 - Do not covet thy neighbour's MacBook Pro with Retina Display.
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