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Fucking brilliant FP, Des.

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Started 3 years ago by MightyBlair
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Posted 3 years ago #
Des Custard

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Cheers Mighty.

Posted 3 years ago #
nealdoran

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Yep, a good'un, Desmond. I particularly like that it prompted someone on Twitter to complain and haughtily ask if it's really necessary to swear. Abso-fucking-lutely, I'd say.

Posted 3 years ago #
Basil_B

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Ignore the twitter nimpy.
Continue the fine work Des. Superb effort.

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Yep, that FP is the fucking bollocks Des.
Another shit hot piece from that talented bastard Custard.

And twitter twit, you can fuck right off. Fuckwit.

Posted 3 years ago #
Doctor Moptop

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Fanbloodytastic sub, Mr Custard.

The Twitter twit's a twat. Doesn't s/he know it's the LAW to swear in some parts of the world? (Tumbarumba and The Orkneys).

Shameless plug alert: http://moptop-moptopspitstop.blogspot.com/2010/04/bloody-tmesis.html

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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Cara-fucking-vantastic story you clever cnut.

Posted 3 years ago #
Oxbridge

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I wouldn't be such a fucking cunt as not to congratulate the living shit out of you, you talented piece of fuck you.

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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Daer Mr Oxibrdge

you sholud not atculaly wirte cnut as smoe of the mroe gnetile mmbeers may tkae offnece
and prviodnig you bgein and end wrods wtih the crroect ltteers it deos not seem to mttaer
much the odrer of the letetrs in the mddile.

Posted 3 years ago #
Svendo

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I bastarding agree to all these twatting sentiments and whats more I cannot fucking stand people that punctuate every fucking sentence with bastarding swears.

fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you too...Who's next?

Posted 3 years ago #
Des Custard

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Yes, sometimes the swearing's the whole effing point. I have been reduced to helpless laughter by Alexei Sayle's 'Say Hello Mr Sweary' routine on the 'Cak!' album, admittedly usually after a couple of drinks.

I liked the link Dr M, and I found an interesting entry about the universe being made of custard while I was there.

Posted 3 years ago #
Doctor Moptop

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It's because I couldn't be faffed writing the How To Speak European post I'd intended.

Shameless plug and shameless admission of shameful idleness.

Try Inkyfool as well - he's fab.

Posted 3 years ago #
Mr.3374

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Fuckin 'ell.
Wot's with the pissin swearin'
Innit.
Like , bastard kids could be readin, if they went to bleedin school.
Fuckin horseboxes and friggin tractors too.
Bollocks.
Safe bro.

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