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God "just doesn't know what to suggest". More soon.

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Started 8 months ago by Al OPecia
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Al OPecia

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Posted 8 months ago #
sillybugger

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God "it seemed like a good idea at the time but things got out of hand"

Posted 8 months ago #
Arthur

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At least, He didn't suggest Scientology.

Posted 8 months ago #
sillybugger

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But hey (and this should prob be in the chat room) why is scientology any more weird than any other organised religion?

Posted 8 months ago #
Arthur

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Silly Bugger, you choose.

Posted 8 months ago #
raudus

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SB, because we have photos of the guy who made it up.

Posted 8 months ago #
sillybugger

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too hard to choose - how about the alien who doesn't eat prawns and thinks women should wear a black sheet on their head and that bread turns into flesh in your mouth and worships butterflies - oh, sorry most of those have been done already...

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Arthur

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Oh, sorry, Silly Bugger. I was referring to your choice, not to every choice of every dumb arsehole on the planet.

Posted 8 months ago #
Titus

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I think NB could make a valuable contribution by either inventing a new religion or at least a new set of ten commandmnets.

Posted 8 months ago #
sillybugger

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1. You shall not misuse the English language, including punctuation and a reasonable stab at grammar

Posted 8 months ago #
Wrenfoe

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I like the whimsical element of this headline :)

Posted 8 months ago #
Lindy Moone

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Stars. God knows why.

Posted 8 months ago #
godly1966

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What would Nick Clegg do?

Posted 8 months ago #
Al OPecia

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On reflection, the following might have been better:

God latest: "I for One, don't know what to suggest".

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