Could you all be awfully kind and go off and find out for me? I was just wondering.
Is there life on Neptune?
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I think we should have a calm and rational debate about global warming.
Where's your facts to prove Neptune exists Al?
I can't be bothered finding out myself, so be a good chap and post it here for me.
Or better still, could you just tell me because I probably won't bother to read it.
Alan Partridge is from Neptune. That is only my opinion but for the sake of me being right, can we base all future discussion around that opinion as if it is fact
Neptune does not exist. I've never seen it and I don't know of anyone who has ever been there.
If it did exist, we'd have seen headlines like "Neptune Holds Secret Of Infinite Life Expectancy" (Depress), "Wave Of Immigrants From Neptune Spread HIV" (Wail), "General Consolidated Holding Bids £200Bn For Neptune Franchise" (Financial Crimes), "Neptune Freedom Fighter Torture Allegations" (Grauniad), "Fracking On Neptune Causes Outbeak Of Athlete's Foot In Scunthorpe" (Windypendant), "Spain Claims Neptune - We Must Invade!" (Sump), "Tories Plan To Destroy Neptune's Health Service" (Mirage) and "Simon Cowell Shags Some Bird" (Daily Stark).
Neptune faked the moon landing.
(His first name was 'Phil'.)
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