Mary Berry, star of The Great British Bake Off, today lashed out furiously at violence on television.
'I f***ing hate it!' she screamed at a press conference today. 'All this violence! Gordon Ramsey! How I hate him! He's filthy and horrible and he swears like a f***ing trooper! There's far too much violence on television today, and if I ever find out who's responsible I'll beat them to a pulp!
'On the other hand The Great British Bake Off is perfect family entertainment, as it features a bloke who texted his wife to say he was leaving her for some cheap American tart.'