The Telegraph is getting funnier than NewsBiscuit.
Anyone else feel the same?
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Here's another article missing information! (All those who, what, when's... and how.) If we don't know what position they were using (who's on top? Where are her hands?) and how flexible the woman in question was (was she a former Olympic gymnast, for example?) we'll never know when the firearm was accessible not only to the officer, but to her, during the act. Why?
Hilarious! He could have been back in a minute or two if required! Hahahahaha.
So now he is a community officer. Isn't that like putting a fox in charge of the chicken coup?
she could have blown his head off
Wonderful! There's got to be an "Eats, shoots and leaves" joke in there someehwere, surely?
'he was in control of his pistol at all times...' oh stop it you're killing me...
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