"We've had a Ginger Pride march" said Miss Geraldine ('Ginger') Roberts "But when we got engaged, we found there was no reason why we could not get married. That is outrageous."
"Yeah, this is so unfair" said her fiancee Rory ('Red') McAlistair. "How can we enjoy a decent sense of persecution, faced with that kind of neglect? We've tried to point out that new scientific research shows that if we get married we are likely to breed even more gingers, but our warnings have been ignored."
"We are deeply in love, but the only way we can express this is by getting married, sharing a home and raising a happy family together - boring. We are being forced to accept old-fashioned traditional ways of showing our deovtion to each other. Why aren't we allowed to enjoy whingeing, campaigning and protesting? How can we enjoy a proper feeling of outrage when faced with that kind vicious indifference? No other minority is treated with such apalling contempt."