Details of the new series of The Great British Bake Off have just been released by the BBC. They are:
Episode 1 - Paul Hollywood shows how to get your hands on a cheap tart
Episode 2 - Paul Hollywood gives a recipe for plenty of crumpet
Episode 3 - Paul Hollywood texts a dessert (your wife)
Episode 4 - Paul Hollywood's dropped scones made by Mary Berry. Oh sorry, that should read: Paul Hollywood's dropped - scones made by Mary Berry.