The world has changed dramatically in the time since men first decided it was okay to let women in the office. What was once a fun eccentricity has now become a full blown attack on the male way of life.
Three mates, or heroes as they prefer to called, have responded by foundinh a Memonist movement designed to beat back female encroachment on their territory.
The historic moment took place Saturday night, at a small pub named The Man Cave as Dave, Kev and Smithy were getting in their last order.
'There were these birds, right, in The Man Cave,' explained Kev, 'and everyone thought we should throw them out. Not me, I wanted to be nice and told them they could stay if at least one would allow my penis into her vagina. They turned me down.'
'We were all shocked,' confirmed Dave. 'Here Kev is, he didn't even fancy them, being nice and they treat him like this, who, again to be clear, definitely didn't fancy any of them. That's when we thought, the battle for inequality has swung too far the other way and we need a Meminist movement.'
'Men might have a monopoly on political and economic influence but do we get the door held open for us? Only sometimes,' argued Kev,
Dave agreed, 'We are expected to pay for meals on dates, even if you're out with someone with the same job. It's not like the pay disparity is that wide.'
Finally Smithy had his say, 'Please do not lump me in with these guys, please. I thought Kev acted awful tonight. I think we are still years away for equality and I will fight on the side of the ladies,'
'Don't be gay mate,' countered Kev, 'Yeah, don't be gay,' concluded Dave.