Most ‘celebrities’ say trolls are pathetic mild-mannered misogynist men with no friends and tiny penises, despite there being no conclusive evidence this is even a small percentage of the case.
Most trolls seem to find fun in trash-wording loud-mouthed self-centred surgically-enhanced opinionated twittering ‘celebrities’ who don’t seem to have done much.
The 99% of the public not involved is slightly amused by this ‘clash of the Titans’, but couldn’t really care less on the whole.
Hubert Gilbert from East London, who proclaims to be neither a celebrity nor a troll, said: “I only watch ‘Top Gear’ and Jim Davidson on the telly and I don’t see any loudmouthed bullying bigots or racists there, so what’s your problem? Nah, just good clean honest humour. I reckon that Jeremy Clarkson’s got a small penis though. And piles. They reckon you can see his bald patch from the Moon.”
One thing’s for sure: ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’ has never been truer than in this internet age.
I’m Joey Baloney, reporting for DFG News.