The English and Australian cricket teams were today locked in a fierce battle to see who can talk the biggest amount of b*ll*cks.
First up was Australian captain Michael Clarke, who said: 'I am certain that we can win this Ashes series', completely wrong-footing the England Team.
However, England's captain, Alastair Cook, soon responded by stating: 'We take nothing for granted - this is a very strong Australian team.'
Australia appealed against this, saying it was clearly well out of order, but the umpire ruled that it was a valid example of complete rubbish. In response, they came back strongly against England with 'We're a disciplined team with the will to do ourselves proud.'
In the end, England were declared the winners after Stuart Broad's unplayable line: 'This series will go to the wire - either side is capable of winning.'