An absolutely massive cock is reported to have made the wife of one of his best friends pregnant.
The huge prick, who has yet to make a statement on whether or not the reports are true, had previously denied suggestions that he ever wanted to have children, but, in recent months, his attitude to starting a family is believed to have changed.
"I think it's definitely time to settle down and plan for the future", said the elephantine dick in February 2013, and his long-term partner, the music industry, was seen visiting an IVF clinic at the start of Spring. However, rumours are now circulating that the music industry and the colossal knob split up several weeks ago due to problems with conceiving. "It just wasn't working out", the gargantuan penis is reported to have said. "I've spent years fucking the music industry every which way I could but still couldn't get it pregnant."