Oversized clothing company Chubby Gear is hoping to give its global profile a leg up – by tailoring the world’s largest-ever pair of trousers!
Measuring 142 feet tall, they will beat the current record by 1 foot.
MD Jean Pocket quipped: “We’re on the final leg and we hope to trouser a tidy profit when we auction them, so we hope a lot of bidders ‘turn up’.”
Auction proceeds will be used to finance free online home-delivery junk food vouchers: “The way to our customers’ wallets is through their stomachs.” continued Mrs Pocket.
Customer Ray Sunshine said: “Thank goodness for Chubby Gear, they are a godsend for the slightly overweight chap like me who can’t even get through the front door.”
Competitors labelled the stunt ‘a pants idea with both a fat and slim chance of success’ and said Chubby Gear should ‘zip it, button it and belt up’.