Loan company Wonga have started an intensive programme of research to try and discover what the Church of England actually does. "Early findings suggest that 'wearing pointed hats' is their main activity, so we are developing a plan to buy up all the pointy hats in the country. No hats, no Archbishops. No Archbishops, no church."
Wonga say they'll put church out of business "once we find out what they do"
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Headline says it all. Any addition merely dilutes the satire.
Perhaps tweak the mini-NiB effort with a bit about 'Wonga were embarrassed and irritated today when it was revealed that some of their staff are in fact, religious. Some have even been known to attend church'.
That sort of thing....
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