Top couch potato Dave Saunders, who just spends all day just surfing the net and watching tv, labeled the Egyptian ‘crisis’ as extremely boring today.
“It’s just totally fucking boring watching those crowds of Egyptians swarmng around and nothing actually fucking happens except a few die every now and again? You know what I mean?”
“In my country all those people would be dead by now.” said a spokesperson for Syria’s President Assad.
“I wish they would open fucking fire to give me something less boring to look at.”
Experts believe the whole middle east is heading for a disaster “The breeding programme has gone haywire. There are far too many people in the middle east and China which the world cannot sustain” said an analysis expert.