The press have tried to conceal the fact, but a royal mole has just disclosed a secret to me. Kate's pregnancy is now over, the royal baby has been born, has been intruduced to the press and the public and has now been driven home by its parents.
As soon as I am able to find out if it is a boy or a girl, and what names the parents might be considering, I will reveal that news as well, exclusively here. Stay tuned for more hot news stories as they happen.
Meanwhile, maybe whoever edits the NewsBiscuit ticker might like to consider, in the light of this sensational breaking news, whether any of the current tickers are possibly past their sell-by date.