Twelve years ago, Chris Evans couldn't stop talking about his friend Paul Gascoigne. Now he hardly mentions the ex-footballer. Now baffled relationship experts are asking the question.
What on earth would make Chris Evans drop a friend who was no longer famous?
What indeed. It's a phenomenon that has taxed the minds of deep thinkers since Judas began hanging around with the man they called the Messiah.
'I'm sure there is a perfectly good reason why Chris Evans has gone from a famous footballer's best mate, to being unobtainable,' said one expert. 'It'll be some complex set of reasons. Nothing to do with dropping someone once they are no longer a hit celebrity.'
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CAN YOU WORK OUT WHY CHRIS EVANS SEEMS TO HAVE DROPPED THE NO LONGER FASHIONABLE PAUL GASCOIGNE?
HAS GAZZA'S LOST CELEBRITY ANY BEARING ON THE ISSUE?
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