An excited Nick Clegg annonuced today that he had found the answer to the U.K's economic downturn after listening to David Cameron read him 'Rumplestiltskin' at bed time last night.
'This guy can actually weave straw into gold and if we can find him then this could be the answer to all our prayers' said a bubbly clegg 'i'm going to contact a nice farmer I know called Old Macdonald and ask him to deposit into the Bank of England's main vault all the straw he can supply in readiness for Rumplestiltskin to make it into gold'.
No amount of 'Oh Nick your are a silly boy, he's not real you know' from Cameron was going to deter the new deputy PM from his belief that there is out there a silly hat wearing bearded round faced dwarf who has the potential to be bad tempered, ' I don't care what David says because i'm going to find him and i've already seen him on the TV, so there' explained Clegg.
Clegg's hopes were soon dashed as this person was not Rumplestiltskin as he hoped and when one of Clegg's assistants contacted Bill Oddie by phone he was greeted with a foul mouthed tirade that was not for the ears of one so young and tender as the new deputy P.M's and would certainly not have any place in a childrens fairy tale.
Clegg says 'Rumlpestiltskin' is the answer to Britains deficit problem
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An excited Nick Clegg annonuced today that he had found the answer to the U.K's economic downturn after listening to David Cameron read him 'Rumplestiltskin' at bed time last night.Posted 6 years ago #
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