Red-faced Government officials have claimed that they're all out of bad news to bury during the royal baby media frenzy.
A spokesperson for the Prime Minister said: "Unfortunately we've not been able to hold back any fuck ups, incompetences or general ineptitude a back for the birth of the Royal Baby. Everything's been out there for weeks. Hopefully this baby will take the heat off for another week or two."
The Spokesperson continued: "We're considering creating some bad news just so that we've got something to hide".
The Government has promised to try its hardest not to damage any feel good factor engendered by Wills and Kate's offspring.
However Doctors have warned that if Michael Gove isn't on TV making a u-turn or saying something mental about education then there's a chance he might not exist.
The Government are monitoring the situation carefully.