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No longer at Nine o' clock
Alas not Smith, surely? Sad loss.
Smith:"once they get a sniff of your filthy lucre, they'll suck you dry"
Jones: "what, all night?"
Still makes me cry with laughter.
I'm not fat, I'm heavy boned.
Do you think your bones wouldn't be so heavy, if you, like, didn't eat so much?
I paraphrase from memory.
How very clever.
I have to give tribute by mentioning my favourite sketches:
Not the Nine O'Clock News
Gerald the Gorilla - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beCYGm1vMJ0
Smith & Jones
Doctor's visit - (highest ever cholesterol) cannot find this anywhere! I know it's in dubious taste, but I'm sure he'd have seen the irony - after all, he was the subject !
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