(What I really wanted to say was 'Press frenzy at St Mary's hospital as porter with heavy laundry basket heard shouting "Push, you daft cow!" to auxiliary nurse', but there wasn't enough space.)
Frenzy at Kate's hospital as porter with laundry basket heard shouting "push!"
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Still pretty good as it is - have some stars.
It's quite an art, isn't it, composing a succinct headline? Makes you admire the sub-editors at the Sump.
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