"The continual slow handclapping is beginning to get on our tits a bit as well" complained a senior obstetric consultant.
But the landlord of nearby pub the Fountains Abbey said "Nah, no worries Kate. No rush at all. Take yer time, darlin' - just hang on in there for as long as you like. We're makin' a bloody fortune, especially in this weather - them journos and photographers don't 'alf drink, 'specially when they're bored and got nothin' to photograph or write about!"
Live coverage here:
http://www.businessinsider.com/royal-baby-watch-livestream-outside-hospital-2013-7
