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St Mary's Hospital Staff Beg Hacks To Stop Singing 'Why Are We Waiting?'

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Started 3 years ago by Titus
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Titus

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"The continual slow handclapping is beginning to get on our tits a bit as well" complained a senior obstetric consultant.

But the landlord of nearby pub the Fountains Abbey said "Nah, no worries Kate. No rush at all. Take yer time, darlin' - just hang on in there for as long as you like. We're makin' a bloody fortune, especially in this weather - them journos and photographers don't 'alf drink, 'specially when they're bored and got nothin' to photograph or write about!"

Live coverage here:

http://www.businessinsider.com/royal-baby-watch-livestream-outside-hospital-2013-7

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Arthur

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This is a complete rip-off. The live stream is only available 4am to 11pm.

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Titus

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I presume the awaited baby is sufficiently media-savvy to take care not to emerge between 11pm and 4am. The infant won't stand much of a chance if it can't even manage its arrival competently.

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Arthur

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I sincerely hope so. If the duchess sprogs between 11pm and 4am then there's going to be a hell of a lot of angry Telegraph readers.

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Squudge

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It'll be on YouTube - JUST LIKE this one:

whhhyyy are we waiiiitin'... (not that I'm bothered)

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Arthur

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I am bothered. I want to get the media show over and done with. It's become Britain's revenge for the USA presidential election campaigns.

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