"Get over it" says swan "We ain't no vegans [burp]."
Royal grandfather says "One is frightfully concerned. This is a large meal for a swan and one hopes this beautiful, graceful creature comes to no harm."
The lost baby's mother was unavailable for comment but a royal great-grandfather was seen brandishing a shotgun and muttering "Bloody swans - great long-necked flappy things. Just the kind of thing that brainless tart Dianna used to like."