Russell Brand appointed UK Ambassador to the US
In a bold move following the sacking of controversial politician Peter Mandelson, the UK has decided to court further controversy by...
Fears of conspiracy theories following Maxwell’s suicide
The US Department of Justice has issued a statement saying they “don’t want to hear a whole load of conspiracy theories” after Ghislaine...
FunkyPigeon create Mandelson/Epstein birthday card
The card can be personalized to feature any sex island of your choice. The list of images are all incredibly tasteful- they include Peter...
Starmer denies muddle & confusion
The Prime Minister has stated that, following the completion of his latest cabinet re-shuffle, things are now completely sorted out and...
Shock as Epstein Files reveal huge number of references to Mr Blobby
The first tranche of the Epstein files were released by the US Justice Department yesterday and shockingly revealed a decade long...
Nottingham Council isn't going to talk to NewsBiscuit anymore
The Nottingham Post has found itself blacklisted by Nottingham Council, a subsidiary of Reform Ltd. The Councillors aren't allowed to...
Warning alarm sounds every time Rachel Reeves thinks
The UK tested a new early warning system designed to remind people to sell their shares, the moment the Chancellor has a new idea. All...
Moon will be blue during next lunar eclipse, vows Reform
"Aren't you sick of the moon turning red every time there's a lunar eclipse?" Reform's in-house astronomer asked an almost empty press...
Lego’s new Asylum Hotel set is their most expensive yet.
Lego has introduced its most expensive set this week, announcing the release of the Lego Ultimate Collection Series Asylum Hotel. Priced...
Trump: I am James Bond
With the revelation that Trump was a CIA asset, he now claims to be a MI6 agent operating at the highest level. 'The President grabbed...
