If for any reason you wish to challenge me or anything I post for all to see on NewsBiscuit, then say so publicly and with your ID attached, preferably giving your reason(s).
If I think there's been some misunderstanding then I will attempt to rectify it. Otherwise, I'm likely to write you off as creepy, good-for-nothing low-life.
You know who you are.
For the benefit of all others, I suspect that I speak not just for myself. This is, thankfully, a freely-available forum where we exchange ideas, ideally in good humour and with the ultimate intention of raising a laugh.