A new report has rocked the marketing industry to its foundations, by claiming that keeping customers is remarkably simple. If true, it would mean that marketing gurus, search engine optimisers and brand evangelists are totally unnecessary and could be forced to get an honest job.
Businesses could retain customers by not treating them like cunts, says report
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More, more. And make it really sweary.
Yeah, but if they ALL treat us like cunts then all we can do is choose the cunt with coolest product image, which is pretty well where we are just now.
Never mind the cunt, check out the vajazzle ?
I must get back to this one!
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