The Neat-O Topic is "Cambridge Circus"
For the benefit of newcomers, anyone with a short attention span and anyone else who may be baffled by this strange ritual, I shall repeat the rules.
Using your skill and judgement, think of an amusing phrase containing the Neat-O Topic.
Submit the phrase to the Writers' Room.
Paste a link to your entry in this thread.
The winner gets to set and judge the next Neat-O Competition.
The closing date for entry to this Competition is teatime on Sunday 21st July, 2013.
Winners will be notified by post.
You may submit as many entries as you wish provided each entry is accompanied by your NewsBiscuit ID.
Only one prize may be won per entrant.
In the event of a tie, the winning entry will be the first of the tying entries received.
No alternative prizes are offered and prizes cannot be exchanged for cash.
Neither NewsBiscuit nor the Judge can be held responsible for entries lost, delayed or damaged.
Proof of posting is not proof of delivery.
The Judge, anyone who sleeps with him during the next seven days and their families are not eligible for prizes.
All entries become the property of NewsBiscuit.
The Judge's decision will be final and no correspondence will be entered into.
NewsBiscuit is not responsible for the Judge's sense of humour.
Entry into the Neat-O Competition is deemed acceptance of these rules.