I'm getting 0.00000001%
I think my bank has given me one of those homeopathic savings accounts.
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Gave myself 1 star.
I dream of those sort of rates
I dream of having a star.
Remember Ed the higher the dilution the more potent it is.
Might I take the liberty of suggesting a rewording?
"Homeopathic savings bank offers untold riches with 0.00000001% interest rate"
I think that's better, and I should know.
Or, if you want to make totally sure it gets on the FP, how about:
"Gove he sa homeopathic savings bank offers untold riches with 0.00000001% interest rate poo wee chiz like a cake that's actually been left out in the rain reverting to being Scottish"
Now that's brilliant.
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