I'm getting 0.00000001%
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I think my bank has given me one of those homeopathic savings accounts.
(7 posts) (6 voices)
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Posted 7 years ago #
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Gave myself 1 star.
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I dream of those sort of rates
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I dream of having a star.
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Remember Ed the higher the dilution the more potent it is.
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Nice, although I feel the need to point out it doesn't for the site style. May I suggest having a look at these . Try to get it onto one line for a chance to make the ticker. Good Luck. :)
Posted 7 years ago # -
Might I take the liberty of suggesting a rewording?
"Homeopathic savings bank offers untold riches with 0.00000001% interest rate"
I think that's better, and I should know.
Or, if you want to make totally sure it gets on the FP, how about:
"Gove he sa homeopathic savings bank offers untold riches with 0.00000001% interest rate poo wee chiz like a cake that's actually been left out in the rain reverting to being Scottish"
Now that's brilliant.
:-)
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