NewsBiscuit : I think my bank has given me one of those homeopathic savings accounts.

I think my bank has given me one of those homeopathic savings accounts.

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I'm getting 0.00000001%

Posted 4 years ago #
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Gave myself 1 star.

Posted 4 years ago #
FlashArry

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I dream of those sort of rates

Posted 4 years ago #
Arthur

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I dream of having a star.

Posted 4 years ago #
Al OPecia

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Remember Ed the higher the dilution the more potent it is.

Posted 4 years ago #
Lens Cap

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Nice, although I feel the need to point out it doesn't for the site style. May I suggest having a look at these . Try to get it onto one line for a chance to make the ticker. Good Luck. :)

Posted 4 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Might I take the liberty of suggesting a rewording?

"Homeopathic savings bank offers untold riches with 0.00000001% interest rate"

I think that's better, and I should know.

Or, if you want to make totally sure it gets on the FP, how about:

"Gove he sa homeopathic savings bank offers untold riches with 0.00000001% interest rate poo wee chiz like a cake that's actually been left out in the rain reverting to being Scottish"

Now that's brilliant.

:-)

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