The unborn infant know as "the as-yet unborn but currently eagerly awaited royal baby" has recently issued a statement urging his fans to relax and to leave him to make his arrival in privacy.
"Before revealing whether I am male or female, and certaily before I decide what name to adopt, I, my personal secretary and my accountants have to decide which PR agency to retain. Only then will it be possible for negatiations with major potential sponsors to begin. We will also need to negotiate the avoidance of any date clashes with the managing agents of Nelson Mandela Memorial Bandwagon Trust."