The offspring of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is believed to have taken PR advice to wait until the death of Nelson Mandela before emerging from his mother’s vagina.
A spokesperson from London PR agency Sporadic and Collateral claimed that the move mad sense:
“Clearly the Royal Family and Zok-ras, their reptilian overlord want to make sure that the birth of the child gets as much publicity as possible. It is the only way to alert the reptilian sleeper cells all over the world that the end of days is coming.
“Obviously it would be very hard to get publicity if Mandela dies at the same time. Unfortunately the South African refuse to put Mandela out of his misery on a timetable that suits the Royal Family.
“The family have to plan for these things. Could you imagine how poor the publicity would be if the birth was on the same day as the Apprentice Final? It’s a PR nightmare.”
The Royal Baby was unavailable for comment.