New Homelessness Minister is the Big Bad Wolf
Keir Starmer said there was no conflict of interest with Mr.Wolf's private house blowing business. The PM confirmed that Mr. Wolf had his full backing.
Owl and Pussycat mistaken for 'illegal migrants' by MP Rupert Lowe
Lowe posted a photograph of a beautiful pea-green boat, close to wind turbines, off the Norfolk coast at about 20:25 BST.
Lowe posted: 'Authorities alerted, and I am urgently chasing.'
Trump to tax Americans to the hilt to show Putin who is boss
With the deadline for Russia to finish the war in Ukraine rapidly whizzing past, Trump has doubled down on the Russian President.
Ghislaine Maxwell moving to Club Fed 'definitely not suspicious'
The transfer of Ghislaine Maxwell to a facility so cushy that it’s known as 'Club Fed', was today described as 'definitely not suspicious' by the White House.
First figures detained under Weather House 'one in, one out' deal
A man with an umbrella has been detained in the UK's new 'one in, one out' deal with German weather houses. This has allowed a woman in a frilly skirt carrying a basket of flowers to emerge from the building.
RFK Jr: 'Why I cancelled funds for vaccine research'
'Big Pharma hasn’t found a way to cure of chronic left wing tendencies, which are clearly aberrant and anti-American and a threat to the natural order of things. '
Speaker investigates investigation into Speaker by Speaker
The House of Commons Speaker, Lindsey Hoyle, has declared that there can be no independent investigation into his illicit behaviour, because he has a note from his Mum.
US Economic Data for July: Version 2.0
Accidentally told the truth at work? You're fired.
Bath-time Trump ensures world peace by starting nuclear stand-off with Russia
'Failed ex-president Medvedev is saying that all my demands to Russia to make peace with Ukraine are moving Russia and the US closer to war,' blubbed President Trump from a gold-plated bath tub
70s progrock band "Starmer's Function Creep"
The Labour Party is restricting something that has been around for 3000 years. No, not disillusioned Labour voters. Porn. New laws mean...
