Here's a good game. Spam appears to be an advert or article translated back and forth between various languages until it make little sense. The game is to try to reconstruct the original or even improve it while maintaining the essence. A great test for copywriters and editors everywhere.
Here is my attempt (I have the original if it gets wiped):
The well-named Freedom Chair
Losing your independence is a bummer. It’s hard to carry on when you are trapped in one place. There are lots of ways to get mobile nowadays though. The well-named “Freedom Chair” gives you the confidence of independence. At first BUY A MOBILE PHONE! it may be difficult to use. However these chairs can move freely on most surfaces. You can learn to use the joystick control quickly. You can turn about as well as go up and down. The chair gives you the mobility of a normal person. There are many alternatives so there is no need to limit yourself whatever your disability. Let science give you wings – plus possibly a new pair of upper legs (Not sure about that bit)
There are many models available:
The Freedom Lift-up Chair:
The Freedom Lift up chair BUY A MOBILE PHONE! gives you ability to push yourself upright. Various sizes, styles and colours are available. You can also have the chair custom built to fit your needs. They fit so well you’ll be proud to be out and about. You can also lie down and let the kids push you around (Not sure about that bit either)