Are you all sitting comfleabold two squares on your botty?good then Ill begin.
Once apon a time in a land of cheese
where the sky was silky soft and full of coloured dreams
lived a man called Chubby.....(thought that was going to ryme then didnt you?well hard luck)
Now of coarse like all real life experioze this also begins once a polly tight oh with Chubby,whos life evolved in efermal coloured dreamy most,which had his pure existance,and this being a deep joy of the multi coloured of the rainbold.Oh yes,his home was a victoriana charabold,this is a four wheeled flollop tut thut tut out the back grove.Now as eve done deep approachey,his eye on the moon,all the time some time deep joy of a full moon,sinterlating dangley in the heavenley bode.But now only half,oh blow your cool man he do this deep thoughtcus,what is this folly of this half dissapearing of the mooney most?And as the light did a sintalating change through timely most,stop it still,and flakey it was,so gathering all behind in the hindermost,so he ploddy ploddy foward into the deep thundermost of complicating forey,full of trees to sort out this one out matey,oh dear.Now after a little laps of time Chubby became deep hungry in his tumload,oh after all he struggley trickey housed several mile load,and anyone would suffer under that.So suddenly he did a deep thoughtcus,out with his lunchey bag,just about to do a little nibbleload of his micey meaty when a fly landed on his plate and said,
Here am I a tiny fly
May I share your shepards pie?
Here I am look this way
In the landscape of your plate
Im so hungry I might die
Then I wont be a living fly.
So Chubby said,my names Chubby Im on a quest
Take your fill Ill have the rest.
Now the fly was overwhelmed with this deep genourous of a Chubbys give give give of the fooddige cos all flys suffer from fooddige problobes ha ha.He lookmode at Chubby and said,is there anything I can do to recipricate or do in the joy of returns for your genorosity for giving me food and stuffy?Chubby said,Well Im looking for the other half of the moon and dangley,this is my folly,show me where the missing half of that moon is most.I dont no said the fly in returnley,but I no someone who does,his names Mad Joan,but hats onother storymode.
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Mr Chubby looks for the other half of the moon
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