Last night, in an exclusive interview with TGD, Ms Sarah Vine admitted that she sometimes wished the Rt. Hon. Michael Gove MP could be 'significantly harder' as he's 'far to soft and not nearly rigorous enough'.
Having now personal experience or training in resolving such delicate and complex issues Ms Vine has recently herself taking special measures to trawl the internet for more satisfactory alternatives to her husband.
TGD noticed during the interview that Ms Vine couldn't help showing off her considerable prowess at fractions when she confirmed "I just wish he could put one-eighth the amount of energy into shafting me as he does the education system." Ms Vine went on to add "He give no quarter when I tackle the subject. He simply dribbles, half mutters something like 'Yada yada yada' and screws his face up like a pug dogs drinking vinegar - well I think he pulls a face, it's sometimes hard to tell'
TGD asked Ms Vine how long it had been since Mr Gove had achieved a 'satisfactory'. Ms Vine declined to answer.
Despite being neither qualified nor experienced in resolving such complex and delicate issues, Ms Vine has decided to ignore the advice of the many experts working in this field and instead she is putting her faith in some Asian remedies which she hopes will do the trick; "Well if the Chinese methods don't work I might as well concrete over my fanny like a school playing field and sell myself to one of his mates".