A spokesman for the almighty has announced that God will start his own brand religion as soon as he has set up a Facebook account. The spokesman continued, "The Almighty has been quite frankly dismayed at the performance of current franchise holders in particular the Roman Catholic Church. Really, Silvio? He sees decreasing numbers of loyal followers and more vacancies in heaven for goodly, godly people. He will take the Tesco approach where lower costs will lead to a more cost effective religion. Special offers such as 2 for 1 deals will lead to a more Heavenly experience. Current thinking of the Almighty is that to attract young trendy people He would call His religion Oh-My-God."
God's new religion
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What about other franchises of His, which have gained a reputation for unethical sales techniques like "Join or die, infidel!"
No one forgets the Spanish Inquisition...
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