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   Scroat
   

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   Legionnaire's Disease from car screenwasher bottles.

   A stroke of genius!

   A nasty disease and a source that could affect just about everybody!

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   Hunter F. Thompson
   

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   Dust mites beat that hands down: ugly little blighters crawling around the sheets, egad.

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   Quaz
   

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   I'll bet that illegal immigrants fill up the washer bottles and your house price goes down when you get Legionnaire's. And it's an EU rule to fill up your washer bottle, but you have to use Evian. Do I have a Daily Express FP yet?

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   Mr.3374
   

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   Once the screen-wash additives can be linked to cancer, the Mail will be happy....

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   Mr.3374
   

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   Sorry Quaz, you forgot Di's chauffeur was infected by Legionaires by MI5 hoping the screenwash would be blamed....

   Posted 7 years ago #

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