"At first we couldn't believe our luck," said Yorkshire terrier Jumble Smythe. "At last, we thought, human beings have come to their senses and banished these irritating creatures with their annoying whiskers. As you can imagine there was widespread glee among the canine community. I mean the way they just run up trees to avoid getting caught."
"But we soon realised our error. I mean it doesn't make sense for humans to make two Horizon documentaries about how interesting cats are one week, and then make them illegal the next. It does seem that we got the wrong end of the stick. I love sticks. Throw it, go on, throw it, throw it. Throw it. Throw it. I'll bring it back. I will. Please, throw it!"