'It was ridiculous,' said Harry English of Kent. 'I had to smash the topping with a spoon, and when I'd done that there was nothing underneath.
'The mange-tout were a waste of money, too. They were practically empty.
'Next year, I'm going back to McDonald's. British is always best.'
The Foreign and Commonwealth Office is aware of an incident involving a British Subject in Calais and is arranging doner kebab take-aways for his family.